Welcome to The Big Fat Mouth archive!
Here you'll find links to all of my ramblings about music and that; all you need to do is select one of the categories below and you'll be able to see a list of all the entries in that 'series'. This wiki won't get updated every time I post a new entry (because I'm lazy), so follow the Tumblr blog to keep up to date!
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MUSIC
The Worst Bands In The World - in which I scrape the bottom of the barrel and present to you the worst of the worst like a 2 year old showing you his poo.
Down In The Underground; Unsigned Sounds - Reviews of tracks from grassroots bands of any genre I choose to cover.
How Not To Promote Your Gig - in which I pontificate on how gigs should and shouldn't be run, the way they work (or don't work), and why the scene's on its arse for the most part.
Haiku Reviews - Reviews. In Haiku. Go figure.
Musical Current Affairs - Things happen, and sometimes I write about them.
Opinions and Musings - Ever wondered why I don't buy Kerrang! Magazine? Or what I think about Spotify? How about my opinion on local music scenes? Find out here!
Other Sh*t - Anything else. If it doesn't really fit in the other categories, it ends up in here.
POLITICS
UKIP - Them wacky Europhiles
Britain First - Neo-nazi likewhores want your money!
The Tories - Neo-liberal toffs want you to have no money!
Labour - I really want to vote for you, please stop making me not want to vote for you. Kthnx.
The Green Party - Tree huggin' hippy crap.
The Daily Mail - The worst paper in Britain, by a country mile.
Other Politics - Anything else wot doesn't go in the other categories.
SOCIAL ISSUES
Feminism - Stuff about women and the patriarchy.
Corporate Bullsh*t - CAPITALISM RULES OK